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From the land of tech geniuses
But she’s certainly no genius
known for the laid-back attitude
But she has hints of a tyrant
Jamala
In a world where politicians are known for their wit and charm, Jamala Harris stands out...like a sore thumb. With her signature phrase "What can be, unburdened by what has been," she's become a walking meme factory. But wait, there's more!
Jamala's adventures in politics are like watching a comedy sketch on repeat. From her infamous "Fell Out Of A Coconut Tree" speech to her awkward attempts at humor, she's the gift that keeps on giving
And now, she's the Democratic presidential candidate! That's right, folks, the party of "woke" has chosen Jamala to lead them into the future. Buckle up, because it's going to be a bumpy ride.
Harrisisms
"Today is today, and yesterday was today yesterday."
"You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?"
"What can be, unburdened by what has been?"
Road to November 5, 2024
Things to look forward to
Hopeful debate against King Trump
Will Big Mike get involved too?
Jamala becomes Democratic Canditiate
This scumbag somehow gets involved
Hillary replaces Jamala
No matter what the woke mob does, Trump wns